fauxmosexualtranstrender: petition to start a boy band called Tiny Pretty Trans* Boys
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
jamesbirkbeck asked: it's a camera
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
thaddeusscreams replied to your post: I remember at my first con, tomodachifest, i got a… Tree ent? oh sorry, i meant he was 6’5” not 5’6”
I remember at my first con, tomodachifest, i got a bunch of buttons and put them on my shirt and one of them said “push for yaoi” and some girl walked up and pushed it. Then the stetson wearing 6’5” motherfucker next to her starts leaning in for kiss and i just shrink and cover my face. There was no way in hell my first kiss was going to be with some gay cowboy tree ent...
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
alphastridercest: bambiisqueen: alphastridercest: queer noises [ religious mob noises in the distance ] panicked queer noises
I was typing in the google search bar “do apartment landlor…” but it quick searched “do a barrel roll” (which causes the page to spin) but the barrel roll spun off the screen and into the sun or some shit so now i’m just staring at a white page.
I think i broke Dylan
[[MORE]] One of those little things about hormones that makes me really happy is that my skin actually gets a little clearer every day so my freckles are slowly becoming more noticeable. c:
javeliner: think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
So i was talking to this girl named Brianna that i used to date about the pizza party i hosted last night. Me: Yeah i got two 26” monster pizzas, a bunch of soda, and some really bad tasting alcohol. Brianna: Oh you drink? Me: Yeah, occasionally. I started drinking back in December. Brianna: Well it’s good to know i’ll be able to liquor you up and take advantage of you Me:...
lizthefangirl: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t omg