askdrunkhunter:

OOC ;
I just imagined josh
Doing this
To a cop

neyruto:

equivoque:

neyruto:

message to all the ladies out there 

dear women

do not eat

the beef jerky it

was once a living creature

who let the vegans out of their sheds 

lauralolab:

attakid:

captain—morgann:

thecleverhelper:

I am going to explode omg

omg didn’t see all the rest before

Every once in a while i forget birds are really dinosaurs in disguise

zombie-curiosa:

tigressanna:

azamack:

yes

I am Murderbitch.

I love this. 

999rupees:

My friend just asked me why Link wears a dress

gatewaylesbian:

kleenexwoman:

earth-song:

vulspia: Costa Rican Variable Harlequin Toad. Awesome looking toad.

HOW IS THIS A THING THAT EXISTS IN NATURE??? OMG. Is its ecological niche 80’s teen raves or what? Was its DNA altered by high-as-fuck 15-year-olds with neon markers? I love you little toad. 

this is all my favorite things in one place

kleenexwoman:

humansofnewyork:

“I’m a Catholic monk. I live a life of prayer.”
“What about the cigarette?”
“Somebody’s got to make the clouds.”

for Tracy!